Welcome back to another exciting installment of This Week in Starbucks Crime, in which we catalog the bad acts occurring at Starbucks’ 16,000-odd worldwide locations over the past seven days, as well as the week’s fallout from prior Starbucks-related misdeeds. This week, we celebrate the essential role that guns play in our society by bringing you a pair of gun-related, Starbucks-related incidents. Let’s fire away, shall we?***We begin in the always beautiful, always temperate California city of Sacramento, from where we pose this question: Have you ever worried that the overriding point of your life is to serve as a cautionary tale to others? Such was the sad fate of Turisha Lashay Huston, who died on Wednesday at age 19 after accidentally shooting herself with her own gun in front of her local Starbucks, at the intersection of Ramona Avenue and Power Inn Road. Guns: Making us safer, one accidental shooting death at a time.Huston was apparently meeting with friends when she reached into her purse, where she kept her gun. One shot was fired, which was enough to kill her. Huston’s untimely demise serves as an important reminder to us all: Guns don’t kill people. People with guns in their purses accidentally kill people (who are themselves).***Next we travel to lovely Wayne, Pennsylvania, where in early May a woman putting her 1-year-old child into a car seat in the parking lot of her local Starbucks was approached from behind by a man who claimed he had a gun, threatened to shoot her, absconded with her jewelry and purse, and, for good measure, stuck his hand down her pants. She didn’t get a good look at the man, whom she identified as black, with facial hair. But within 30 minutes of the crime, Hassan Grimes, a black man with facial hair, was using her credit cards to buy stuff at Target, Victoria’s Secret, Game Stop, and Starbucks in nearby Springfield. Hassan Grimes, alleged armed robber and sex offender.Grimes, a 33-year-old father of five, was arrested shortly after the robbery, and has been in jail awaiting trial ever since. He has been charged with robbery, assault, theft, reckless endangerment, terroristic threats, unlawful restraint, receiving stolen property, identity theft, forgery, and access device fraud. On Tuesday, he was in court (via live video feed from jail) seeking a lowering of his $15,000 bail. The judge denied his request. No word on his next court date. Or who, in his absence, is putting food on his family. ***That’s the show for this week. Until next time, remember: Without guns, it would still be possible to rob women as they put their 1-year-old children into car seats, but it would be way more of a hassle!Follow The Daily Weekly on Facebook and Twitter.