Watching Dan Patrick interview Ben Roethlisberger about the Steelers’ zebra-facilitated Super Bowl

Watching Dan Patrick interview Ben Roethlisberger about the Steelers’ zebra-facilitated Super Bowl XL victory and how his nerves almost cost his team the game is like watching Chuck Woolery interview Kid Rock about how his shaky hands almost prevented him from slipping the roofie in your mom’s drink.