Valleywag presents Ballmer’s 10 greatest rants on video! Are you totally psyched?!? You should be!Not so fast. Legislator to Sonics: better luck next yearBrewster probes the backstory.University of Michigan at Ann Arbor students want a streetcar because we totally love ours and ride it all the time.Like master, like monkey. A java macaque belonging to a woman accused of operating a fraudulent diploma mill out of Spokane Valley is caught after biting three people.