Someone notify Jay Leno. Today’s P-I has one of those funny Leno “Headlines” moments in a story about a Metro driver accused of voyeurism. His escape was classic Dumb Criminal:Witnesses said they saw a man wandering around the woman’s Ballard apartment about midnight, peeking several times into her windows and at one point crouching to press his face against the glass. When the woman’s boyfriend came out and confronted him with a golf club, he got into a bus and drove away…