portrait by Rod FilbrandtThis Wednesday morning on Weekday, a representative of the Uptight Seattleite will be on the air! It’s the rep’s first live media appearance and he can be expected to do some combination of the following: respond to listeners’ questions; sow confusion as to who exactly writes the column; inveigh against the inherently fascist notion of a “call screener”; chastise Steve Scher for his distracted interviewing style, particularly on subjects such as water fluoridation; provide an in-studio bass performance. Tune in no earlier than 10:40 a.m. unless you want to hear more organic gardening tips and commentary about Canada.