On Monday, police released a photo of a man accused of stealing nearly $400 of “intimate items” from the Castle Adult Megastore in Capitol Hill. Included in the haul were several pairs of hosiery, some lube, and a “Hercules” penis pump. Our readers had some thoughts on the matter. “Maybe the black market for sex toys is happenin’ out there and we just don’t know it!” —Greg Justice, via Facebook • “That’s going to be some Halloween costume.” —Christian Burnham, via Facebook •

“A man that wants to please his woman is a-ok in my book. Corporations are not people!” —Sherri Danner, via Facebook •

“This is why straight marriage should be illegal.” Janet Krueger, via Facebook