On marijuana: I DON’T HAVE TIME TO MESS UP MY MIND WITH WEED BECAUSE I’M BUSY CHANGING THE WORLD. On drones: THESE THINGS BUZZ MY ESTATE ALL THE TIME, AND WHEN THEY DON’T CATCH ME BANGING MY HOT WIFE KIM, THEY CAN CATCH ME FEEDING STEAK DIANE WITH A LITTLE BEARNAISE SAUCE TO MY CAT, YO? MY CAT.

On guns: WHITE PEOPLE LIKE TO PUSH THE IDEA IT’S AFRICAN AMERICANS LIKE ME AND MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE KIM THAT GO AROUND PACKING HEAT, BUT LOOK RIGHT HERE: MOST GUN NUTS ARE WHITE CRACKERS . . . YOU ALL CAN GO BACK TO YOUR INTERNET PORN, I’M EATING A SLAB OF WAGYU TENDERLOIN FOR BREAKFAST.

*This most likely is not the Kanye West, but someone with that handle had a lot to say in the SW comments section this past week.