Man: “So I want a tattoo that says ‘My missing arm doesn’t mean that I can’t love aquatic mammals as much as the next guy.'”Tattoo Artist: “What if I make your stump into a dolphin?”Man: “I guess everyone needs a porpoise.”Via WeKnowAwesome.Follow The Daily Weekly on Facebook and Twitter.
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