Courtesy WSPEye have a serious problem.Yes, we know. Drivers who keep to the left on the freeway regardless of the traffic around them are terrorists. For that matter, so are drivers who cut in line when a lane is eliminated due to road construction. We hate them and wish a reasonable degree of suffering upon them. But that doesn’t mean we open fire on them. Because when we do, we are letting the terrorists win.To back up for a moment, there was an apparent road-rage incident on State Route 167 in Sumner in the wee hours of Monday morning. It involved a man, whose police sketch we reproduce here so that you can get a clearer look at it. May we point out that there appears to be something terribly wrong with his eyes, as well as his eyebrows? This man, who is white, with a pathetic little goatee, icky hair, and a disproportionately thick neck, was driving a late-model black Mazda 6 when, according to his victims, he passed them on the left shoulder, nearly causing an accident. When the victims, a teenage couple, exited the freeway at State Route 410, the man allegedly rolled down his window and fired a shot at them that went through the passenger door, struck the 18-year-old man in the forearm and his 17-year-old female companion in the back. Happily, they weren’t seriously injured, were treated at hospital, and released.Reading between the lines, we’re not sure what set the mysterious, apparently deformed man off on the teenage couple. Given that he allegedly passed them on the left shoulder, it seems possible that they were hogging the left lane of the four-lane road. Quite likely, when he took the rather excessive step of passing them on the left shoulder–the right lane might perhaps have been a more suitable Plan B–they expressed their displeasure with him in vivid fashion. Whatever the case, as we noted at the top, it doesn’t justify Mr. Malformed Eyes’ subsequent alleged action.If you recognize the alleged shooter, call Detective Mike Basset of the State Patrol at 253-538-3172.Follow The Daily Weekly on Facebook and Twitter.