“Are you young, good-looking, and successful in the Seattle tech industry?””Did you make more money than you know how to spend?”

Thus begins one of the most sigh-inducing casting calls of all time, posted to Seattle Craigslist earlier this month for an as-of-yet unnamed new show.

Complete casting call below *Barf warning*:

Are you young, good-looking, and successful in the Seattle tech industry? Did you make more money than you know how to spend? A Seattle based, nationally accredited television production company is now casting for a show focused on 20-40 year olds who made their money in Washington’s booming tech center and live in Seattle or Eastside area. We are looking for individuals who are working in the tech industry or closely related to it, who lead a flashy lifestyle full of drama, and have a complicated social life. If this sounds like you, and you want to show how you spend money on the crazy, exciting things in your life, send us a picture and a paragraph describing how you would be the perfect fit.