You may not have heard of Mac DeMarco if you’re not a chain-smoking hipster, but he is our Goblin King. His dirrrty appearance, creepy demeanor, and penchant for nudity all seem to add to his overall sexiness. Call his guitar-based tunes slacker rock, jangle pop, or “jizz jazz,” as the Mac himself calls them. This silly billy keeps it loosey-goosey (some may call it lewd or raunchy) at his live shows. (I myself am still trying to get tickets to this sold-out show. So, um, if you have any, e-mail me!) With Dinner. The Neptune, 1303 N.E. 45th St., 682-1414, stgpresents.org. 7 p.m. SOLD OUT. All ages. DMLEye of Nix features lots of witchy/operatic vocals summoning Lord knows what—and on top of all that, my fellow druids and druidettes, you’re going to get a healthy globbing of thick sludge metal. Peel away from Street Fighter II, roll your eyes back in your head, and stomp to the front, ’cause this is one of those shows The Highline was built for. Let’s just hope they don’t open a hellmouth to Beelzebub’s inner chamber. I’m equally worried that metal of this caliber will collapse the stage area into a pile of expired edible panties/poppers left behind in the now-vacant Castle Superstore below. Are edible panties vegan? With Sioux City Pete and the Beggars, Countdown to Armageddon, the Witches Titties. The Highline, 210 Broadway Ave. E., 328-7837, highlineseattle.com. 7 p.m. 21 and up. WL