The next time you can’t find a condom or have missed a birth control pill and think it’s a good idea to put it in ” just a little”, I urge you to burn the following audio clip into your too short, drug- altered, memory.To achieve maximum results turn the volume up to eleven, hold the speak right next to your ear and repeat anywhere from ten minutes to two unholy hours.You must be thinking, they have bitten off this child’s toes and are now force feeding them to him. Wrong, wrong, wrong, he is just teething and tired.You’re welcome!
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