So I didn’t have any celebrity encounters this weekend, but I was witness to some rather provocative happenings. Like hundreds of people watching The Decemberists’ set on Saturday night, I was more than surprised when someone in the VIP section spotted something gawk-worthy at the top of the lawn. The Decemberists had just started playing ” And the Wanting Comes in Waves” from their new album The Hazards of Love, and I debated whether to look or concentrate on the stage. The crowd quickly caught on to what was going on off stage, and I unable to see where everyone was focusing their attention asked the girl next to me what they were looking at. She giggled and said, “There’s a couple fucking up there, and they both stripped butt naked.” It was like magic, as soon as she said it I saw it, a naked (most likely intoxicated) couple doing the dirty as the entire mainstage cheered them on. Concert security hauled ass up the hill to do some major damage control, and literally had to pry them apart. They stumbled around trying to find pieces of their clothes, the crowd return to the show in progress, and the Decemberists finished out a pretty impressive set. Surely I’m not the only one with a public sex story from Sasquatch. So, if you have a good one, please share.