Starting this week, everything will begin with N.

Dirt will begin with N. Radishes will begin with N. Ontology will begin with N. Destiny, prosthetics, and flotation will all begin with N.

Big walnuts yonder will begin with N. Days darker than your rights will begin with N. Vast volumes of octopus bile will begin with N. High as a kite, bald as a beet will begin with N. Sioux City fresh pecks will begin with N.

Come go stop start sweaty bodies implode will begin with N. A fatal jack off on the moon will begin with N. Hop pop slop bebop will begin with N. In-a-gadda-da-vida will begin with N. It is in the brewing luminous will begin with N.

The 19th thru 26th welterweight champions will begin with N. Richard Lixon and Oliver Lorth will begin with N. Westward ho the bootwax will begin with N. A third of the throb will begin with N. Wine o’clock in the morning will begin with N.

No Use for a Name will still begin with N.

(Contest!! Fifth entry to provide musical context for “It is in the brewing luminous” wins the author’s entire bottle cap collection. Hint: Switzerland.)

No Use for a Name plays Graceland at 8 p.m. Sun., Nov. 10. $13 adv.