Our favorite hair chameleon (and singer of Poison, blah blah blah,) is doing a two-night stint Friday, May 8 and Saturday, May 9 at the Emerald Queen Casino. I just want to know two things: Is he bringing his entourage of Rock of Love bitches? And will I be able to tell once and for all if those are hair extensions in person? It will cost anywhere between $45 and $90 to find out for sure.Also, in case you aren’t someone who visits Bret Michaels’ website every day to look at his hilarious publicity shots (they are, I’ve found, the perfect remedy to cure my own personal shitty moods), you should know that to commemorate Earth Day, Bret Michaels is selling “Going Green Rocks” tee-shirts and reusable grocery bags. For a limited time only, you can show that you’re not only a fan of Bret Michaels’ badass RAWK, but an environmentalist who loves fuzzy critters as well! Chicks LOVE bad guys with a heart of gold.