From gold sparkling parachute pants to a multi-platinum selling record to a big, fancy, hillside home, MC Hammer had it all. Then he went bankrupt (his personal assistance payroll was said to be $200,000 a week), began preaching, and returned to the music scene, hoping to rekindle the star power he had during the early nineties. What’s Hammer up to now? Posting on the MC HAMMER BLOG of course! No, I am not kidding. Ladies and gentleman, MC Hammer has finally reached the 21st century. He’s even posting from his Sidekick. Feel free to spread the hammer love in the comments and tell him how hot his abs are for being forty-five years old.