Music lovers unite! We need to smoke ’em out, get ’em on the run, and bring ’em to justice! Stealing the tools of a music maker’s trade is a TERRIBLE CRIME!

While getting loaded in the green room of the Spat Club, Cedar Rapids, Cephalic Carnage drummer Chuck Fuck’s drum kit was STOLEDEN!

The haps: Noble and Cooley trap set (20-inch bass drum; 14-inch floor tom; 10-inch, 12-inch rack tom; Custom N & C snare); Tito Puente 8-inch and 10-inch timbales; Gibraltar drum rack; Paiste ride cymbal; eight Paiste crash cymbals; two pairs Paiste high hats; DW snare stand; three Pearl kick-drum pedals; Rock ‘N’ Sock drum throne; assorted tambourines and miscellaneous percussion; road cases for above.

This is a nightmare for any musician, so please be on the lookout. If you see any of Chuck’s shit, or have info leading to who may have stoleden it, contact the proper authorities immediately.

Serial numbers still to come, but let’s get this out to the music community. By mass e-mailing, let’s see how fast we can recover the equipment of our brother, Chuck Fuck.

Thanks for your help!

Cephalic Carnage play Graceland at 5 p.m. Sun., March 23. $12 adv.