Bum: “Did you go see Van Halen?”Travis: No, but I know a

Bum: “Did you go see Van Halen?”Travis: No, but I know a few people who did.I bet it was a good show. You know they got David Lee Roth back singing?Yeah. And Eddie Van Halen’s son Wolfgang replaced Michael Anthony on bass.Oh yeah?Yep.I had this friend that knew Eddie Van Halen down in LA. This was before Van Halen got big. He said that Eddie used to jump over people on a unicycle for money. You know he used to come out on stage sometimes, riding a unicycle and playing the guitar. I guess he really knows how to ride a unicycle.