Yesterday, we announced we were giving away two tickets to Friday’s Beaujolais Nouveau Festival to the person with the best response to the test question “Name three things the French still do better than us.”While Vive La France and Chuck both received votes from the Weekly editorial staff, the winner was Uschi:Making commonplace idioms sound intelligent, making silly facial hair appear sophisticated, and making cowardice look good.Congratulations, Uschi! If you don’t hear from me in the next 5 minutes, email me.