So just yesterday, someone was asking me…”Hey, Sheehan. Where can I get me some cake shaped like a schnauzer? Or maybe some other beloved family pet?”And I says to them, I says, “Wait a minute… I know exactly where you can find a schnauzer cake! Right at peoplepets.com.”Okay, so maybe no one actually asked me that. But dammit, someone should’ve because I have just the place to send them, thanks to an eagle-eyed spotter who found this article about San Francisco artist and baker Debbie Goard, and the attendant slideshow to go along with it. Goard makes some amazingly lifelike cakes. Unfortunately, most of them seem to be cake representations of family dogs. And cakes are meant to be eaten…right?Click through the jump and see some of the best examples of Goard’s work (the captions are all mine), followed by a few more classic cake mistakes.Everyone knows that fresh chihuahua is best served with a side of cartoon frog.Best thing about this cake? The thick raspberry filling…Sadly, this is actually a memorial cake, crafted to depict the final moments of Cap’n Scraps–the world’s first canine aviator. Am I the only one who thinks that mom looks a little…funny these days?It was a battle to the death, and Fido never stood a chance again Sock Monkey.Okay, seriously… All jokes aside, these cakes are all based on people’s actual dogs. Their pets. And how fucked up do you have to be before you’ll eat your own dog’s eyes for dessert. That’s like having a perfect cake-likeness made of grandma for her 80th birthday party and then fighting over who gets to put the knife through her face.Still, they’re damn funny, right? So here are some more–these made by bakers somewhat less skilled than Goard. Other than the shark cake, all of these snaps come courtesy of one of the greatest websites ever, cakewrecks.com.Everyone loves Poop Monkey!The only real question, Columbo, is what happened to the other half of the rabbit.Okay, so who ordered the Lamb Whore cake?No. Just no.In Soviet Russia, cake eats you!