So I’ve managed to give away a couple books now. And yet my desk still remains an incredibly hazardous work environment, with the danger of collapse or death by book avalanche a very real possibility.And while granted, this gives me an excellent excuse for working remotely–from diners, restaurants, coffeeshops and local bars–I’d still like to unload a few more of these lovely tomes onto the cleverest of readers, so I think it’s time for another contest, don’t you?Like maybe a photo caption contest.Now if only I had a good food picture close at hand.Oh, wait. I do…Photo courtesy Buzzfeed.comNow all you have to do is write the best caption. Simple, right? At stake, a couple of fine booze books, hot(ish) off the presses. Winner will get first choice, runner-up gets the leavings. Entries go in the comments section below.Ready? Go!