Say you just can’t (can’t!) stomach paying for TV. Even food-related TV. Or maybe the drama of Top Chef’s sixth season, with two local chefs in the running–Robin Leventhal of Crave (which closed last year) and Ashley Merriman, formerly of Branzino–demands a fresh-pulled pint or a cocktail made by someone else’s steady hand. Perhaps you want the company of other food-obsessives cheering (or jeering) at the tube as though Top Chef were the live sport it nearly is. The Bottleneck Lounge (2328 Madison St., 323-1098) has got you all figured out. Tonight, just as it does every Wednesday, the Madison Street bar will be hosting a Top Chef Watch Party, 9-11 p.m., with cocktail specials.For more food events like this plus restaurant gossip and date night ideas, check out our weekly, Big Bites e-newsletter sent out every Tuesday. Sign up here and we promise we won’t send you a bunch of spam.