Safeco Field’s Ethan Stowell-inspired grub hub has one thing going for it: exits. You can disappear in a throng of Mariner fans faster than your new ex can say “Who’s going to pay the tab?” But don’t leave before you scarf down some not-so-typical ballpark food, like Parisian crepes and frites with garlic dipping sauce. When you’ve had your fill and done the deed, flee by light rail, taxi, bus, Amtrak, Sounder train, or pedal rickshaw. It wouldn’t hurt to leave with some garlic fries too. After all, you won’t be kissing anyone.

1250 First Ave. S., 346-4000, seattle.mariners.mlb.com/sea/ballpark/the_pen.jsp

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