Nothing cures rainy day blues like an absolutely ridiculous burger so we

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John Howie Steak's Kiss Your Hips Goodbye Burger, newly christened as the end result of a renaming contest which drew over 4,000 submissions, some from as far away as Australia. The burger's original handle? The Triple Bypass Burger. Oh, and yes, this is a burger topped with breaded, deep-fried bacon and onion rings, and bookended between two grilled cheese sandwiches.
John Howie Steak's Kiss Your Hips Goodbye Burger, newly christened as the end result of a renaming contest which drew over 4,000 submissions, some from as far away as Australia. The burger's original handle? The Triple Bypass Burger. Oh, and yes, this is a burger topped with breaded, deep-fried bacon and onion rings, and bookended between two grilled cheese sandwiches.

Nothing cures rainy day blues like an absolutely ridiculous burger so we thought we’d put together another collection of the latest and greatest the burger world has to offer.Bon appetit.Published on November 1, 2010

A dork burger, thusly named for its duck and pork patty, can of course be found at Lunchbox Laboratory - the Larry Flint of burger porn.

A dork burger, thusly named for its duck and pork patty, can of course be found at Lunchbox Laboratory – the Larry Flint of burger porn.

The 12-stack at Seattle's Burger Madness. Think you can handle it?

The 12-stack at Seattle’s Burger Madness. Think you can handle it?

This burger may not look ridiculous - but it is. It's Wayward Vegan Cafe's VEGAN bacon cheeseburger which...is ridiculous.

This burger may not look ridiculous – but it is. It’s Wayward Vegan Cafe’s VEGAN bacon cheeseburger which…is ridiculous.

12 patty Burger Madness. Is it worth your name on the wall?

12 patty Burger Madness. Is it worth your name on the wall?

From Lunchbox Laboratory.

From Lunchbox Laboratory.

More from the porn kings at Lunchbox Laboratory.

More from the porn kings at Lunchbox Laboratory.

At The Counter, a build your own burger joint, you can add brie cheese and applewood smoked bacon to your patty, along with a plethora of sauces: apricot sauce, ginger soy glaze, russian dressing. Yum, right?

At The Counter, a build your own burger joint, you can add brie cheese and applewood smoked bacon to your patty, along with a plethora of sauces: apricot sauce, ginger soy glaze, russian dressing. Yum, right?

Seattle Weekly readers love Spring Hill and apparently, their Black Angus Burger. Made from a whole cow!

Seattle Weekly readers love Spring Hill and apparently, their Black Angus Burger. Made from a whole cow!

The best veggie burger in Seattle. Trust me on this one - if we had lentil porn slideshows, they would be all about this baby.

The best veggie burger in Seattle. Trust me on this one – if we had lentil porn slideshows, they would be all about this baby.

More gratuitous porn from Lunchbox Laboratory.

More gratuitous porn from Lunchbox Laboratory.

And...what food porn slideshow would be complete with out a money shot. Thanks again, Lunchbox Labs!

And…what food porn slideshow would be complete with out a money shot. Thanks again, Lunchbox Labs!

New Moon's Code Blue burger. SW's Julien Perry tagged this bad boy as one of Seattle's Top 5 Heart Attacks on a Plate.

New Moon’s Code Blue burger. SW’s Julien Perry tagged this bad boy as one of Seattle’s Top 5 Heart Attacks on a Plate.