Look, life is tough, right? Full of hard choices and boring meetings

Look, life is tough, right? Full of hard choices and boring meetings and bad decisions and restraining orders. And what’s worse is that not only is life tough, but it often starts really early in the morning.If given the choice, I’m pretty sure every right-thinking American would sleep ’til noon and spend the rest of the day eating candy in their underpants. I know I would. But because none of us can do that (well, not unless you’re Bill Gates or Tom Hanks or someone like that), and because most of us have to be up early anyway, why not make tomorrow morning just a little bit better by scoring some free sugar from one of the few companies out there today who can actually afford it: Starbucks.That’s right, kids–tomorrow is Free Pastry Day at Starbucks! Last year, the company gave away a million free pastries. And this year, you ought to get out there and get a piece of that action. So here’s what you do… First, go to the Starbucks Free Pastry Day website. Then, get the coupon they have there. Third, get to sleep a little early. And finally, get to any participating Starbucks before 10:30 am, order a coffee, present your coupon and demand what is rightfully yours!Like I said, life can suck sometimes. I’m just here to try and make yours suck a little bit less.