David Mendoza, the owner of the sublime Eastlake pizzeria Pazzo’s just got busted for attempting to smuggle a ton of pot across the Canadian border. He has priors for coke and hashish-related crimes to boot. In any other industry, getting busted with a ton of chronic might be a negative. But considering the well-established correlation between stoners and slices, Pazzo’s can expect to be slammed as word of Mendoza’s malfeasance spreads across town.