And you too can become a superpower!
Hint: Rumsfeld speaks Fantasy Rumsfeldian.
Greetings, maggots.
Win the World’s 5th-Largest Economy!
Warning: This cartoon may have undergone NSA monitoring.
“Meat, It’s What’s For Dinner!”
Overturning 750 laws since 2000.
A Cult of Cloning!
Bringing You the Bare Essentials of Leadership
Become a Successful Dictator!
General Ashcroft Wants You!
Eliminate Criminals That You Are Pretty Sure Are Guilty of Murder!
Give me your huddled guest workers all working for me!
Bringing Paranoia to the People!
Another Great Idea From BushCo!