Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21) The election’s over, Scorpio. There’s no real need to continue your small-scale politicking, but you may…
Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21) It’s not hard to guess which will have more terror, more zombies, and more masks—Halloween or…
Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21) A friend of mine was robbed the day before she moved. All her stuff was packed…
Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22) Forget being efficient and getting a lot done this week. Ignore the Virgos, who work as…
Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22) You haven’t exactly pulled the sword from the stone. You have good reason to be proud…
Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22) Do you feel the hate? I bet you do, but only because you’re so sensitive to…
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) If I go a day without caffeine, I get a terrible headache. This “harmless” addiction definitely…
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) Because of the position you put yourself in, you’re subject to more scrutiny and accountability than…
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) The curtain rises for the second act of your star performance, and you discover that half…
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) What you’re up to now is like turning up the air-conditioning so high you need to…
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) If you can’t be there personally, be careful whom you choose to represent you. Not everyone…
Leo (July 23–Aug. 22) Talk about barking up the wrong tree. Persistence won’t help you here; it doesn’t matter how…
Leo (July 23–Aug. 22) Thinking outside of the box is all well and good, and I encourage it in general,…
Leo (July 23–Aug. 22) Although you have your introspective moments, you’re mostly a social creature, luckily. Everyone wants a piece…
Leo (July 23–Aug. 22) What good is royalty without royalties? It’s one thing to be noble, and another thing entirely…
Cancer (June 21–July 22) What started out as an exercise in flexibility may end up somewhere surprising. While playing devil’s…
Cancer (June 21–July 22) Cancers are rarely early adopters. You’re happy to pick up a “new” gadget a year or…
Cancer (June 21–July 22) Congratulations on your new baby! Only, where is he? OK, here’s the deal: Giving birth isn’t…
Cancer (June 21–July 22) If you’ve been disciplined about your new habits, you should have started seeing some modest results…
Cancer (June 21–July 22) Hey, Debbie Downer! You’ve been so negative lately that you’re likely to be surprised when something…
