Aries (March 21-April 19) Ownership is a screwy concept amongst you Rams. Almost without realizing it, you start thinking that…
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) eXistenZ, a movie by David Cronenberg, explores a multilayered virtual reality game that’s so deep, compelling,…
Leo (July 23–Aug. 22) Whoa. I’m getting a tan just standing next to you. Putting out this much shine must…
Gemini (May 21–June 20)Procrastinating now would be stupid. Even more so than usual; simply delaying one extra day would mean…
June 21-27, 2006
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22)Some parts of you are ready to move on, but some aren’t. Perhaps your restless brain urges…
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22)No one realizes, least of all you, that you’re the most popular sign in the zodiac. Along…
Leo (July 23–Aug. 22)Instincts aren’t always what they’re cracked up to be. A startled bird, finding itself indoors, will often…
Leo (July 23–Aug. 22)Just because you like things up-front and direct doesn’t mean everyone else does. In fact, some of…
Taurus (April 20–May 20)You’re a big monkey. That ain’t so bad, though. Orangutans, for example, live in complete collusion with…
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) At 35 degrees Fahrenheit, the weather makes you crazy. The charcoal sky dumps chill rain over…
June 28-July 4, 2006
May 31-June 6, 2006
Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19) You’ve ventured into a very specialized shop that sells only one kind of thing. It’s not…
Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)It’s not exactly A Christmas Carol, but you ought to identify with Ebenezer this week anyway, as…
Feb. 1-7, 2006
May 17-23, 2006
Aug. 16-22, 2006
Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19) All it takes is one Piscean look of disdain and you’re loaded up with all kinds…
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22)A character on Six Feet Under said something, in an episode a few weeks ago, that made…