Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18) Don’t invest too much meaning into what are almost certainly random coincidences. I’m quite fond of…
Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18) It’s probably hard to tell whether the stars are lining up for you or if it…
Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19) Things have gotten much too complicated to bother with anymore, haven’t they? Why not just throw…
Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19) Some rules are made to be bent or broken—but only by experts. No rule is sacrosanct;…
Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19) Surprise, surprise. One of those people who’s always opposed you has decided to speak up again…
Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19) This week promises to be one of the busiest, astrologically, and the most dramatic, socially, this…
Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21) As you revisit half-forgotten haunts from your past, you’ll probably encounter pieces of yourself you thought…
Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21) This is a terrible time to crash diet (as if any time was great for that…
Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21) You’re like a member of a band who’s spent weeks practicing for a gig where only…
Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21) My favorite lovers have been wild boys in and out of bed, but I’ve also had…
Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21) Some months back, I decided I was bored with my summer birthday and resolved to be…
Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21) When your usual sources of support and co-conspiracy aren’t available, it’s time to search further afield….
Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21) Your life is like a beach town. There are months when it’s bustling, packed to the…
Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22) It’s always feast or famine, right? Whether you’re hunting for a job, a lover, or anything…
Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22) You’re actually quite a levelheaded sort. Sure, you can get caught up in the nauseating whirlwind…
Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22) Of course, you get as many chances to start over as you can create, but there…
Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22) You’re lucky enough to have people you can depend on. But there’s a difference between leaning…
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) Take your own advice, damn it! You’re so intelligent and chock-full of wise counsel for your…
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) When I was a kid, I was entranced by the ads in the back of comic…
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) One of my favorite Virgos was born on Sept. 11, decades before it became infamous in…
