Gemini (May 21–June 20) Tie up those loose ends, fast. You’ve been a terrible procrastinator, and now that buttload of…
Gemini (May 21–June 20) You may believe it’s egotistical to think it’s all about you, but that all depends on…
Gemini (May 21–June 20) Look harder. Your seeming lack of options isn’t really because you’re wedged between a rock and…
Gemini (May 21–June 20) Keep your head and heart in separate rooms, so you can only hang out with one…
Taurus (April 20–May 20) What do you do when you throw your heart into something, and all you get back…
Taurus (April 20–May 20) It’s said that you can never go home again. Obviously, unless your hometown was destroyed in…
Taurus (April 20–May 20) For some people, the best part of sex is the intimacy that can follow the act….
Taurus (April 20–May 20) Don’t underestimate how little logic comes into this. The arguments you’re up against are so out…
Aries (March 21–April 19) Your life this week will be like a badly-designed roller coaster; the ride is over just…
Aries (March 21–April 19) Finally, the spotlight is on you! Don’t blink, or you might miss it, though. Also, don’t…
Aries (March 21–April 19) Everyone’s on board with your plan—everyone except the one person you’d most like to be on…
Aries (March 21–April 19) You’re one of the least conflicted people around. This is not to say that you don’t…
Aries (March 21–April 19) You’d like to think that your past lovers sometimes wake up in the morning and think…
Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20) Your intuition is so often spot-on that you’ve learned to trust it implicitly. This, however, can…
Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20) Your unpredictability is what makes you exciting, but also frustrating. Take this week, for instance. How…
Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20) Even you, with your above-average levels of patience and compassion, may find yourself tested this week….
Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20) Allow yourself to fall in love with humanity. Make our flaws and foibles as likely to…
Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18) If a song gets stuck in your head this week, don’t share it. Grit your teeth…
Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18) Don’t look at not being included in something as being deliberately left out, or as anything…
Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18) Because you’re gifted with a keen sense of fairness, it especially hurts when you get shafted,…
