Poor, poor New Years Eve, your reputation is more tarnished than a certain parentally challenged pop tart. It’s not your fault every party rookie in the world chooses December 31 to release their inner Winehouse. That why I implore all you nightlife professionals out there, take back the night! And I can’t think of a band more worthy of house party abandonment than my fave Seattle guitar heroes the Whore Moans. Party hard before their set and prepare to rock your buzz off with their hook-heavy hot licks infused with just enough sexy to inspire a midnight round of random stranger tonsil hokey. If that’s not enough to get you out on the town, think of all the youtube worthy scenarios you’ll be missing, like out the cab window vomiting (remember to duck), ankle-cracking high heel fall downs and crazy-ass, woefully under dressed chick fights. With the Tripwires, Zero Down & the Small Change. MACHELL DUMA LAVASSAR
Listen to a sample of The Whore Moans’ “Power of Pride.”
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Mon., Dec. 31, 9 p.m., 2007
