In words that all begin with M, describe the perfect Saturday. If you thought music, motoX, and mayhem, you must be at this annual event, held in Monroe by the Ghostriders Motorcycle Club. What could be better than a daylong event with 50 cc motocross and music by Forced Elegance, American Wrecking Co., 3 Inch Max, Triumph and Tragedy (one of the hardest-gigging bands in town), Dyslexic 33, and Tut for only a $5 cover? OK, you have to drive to Monroe, but why not? They have a burnout pit, too. Not enough? How about on-site camping? How about one of the only festival-style events to which you can bring your own booze? By the look on your face, I can see you aren’t convinced. I guess you don’t want to hear about the mud wrestling or the wet T-shirt contest. I guess you don’t want to know that you can buy a white T-shirt with the Sultanpalooza logo on it especially for the contest.

Sat., Aug. 25, 4 p.m.