For anyone who’s ever loved sequins, Key Arena will be hosting a shiny spectacle of B-list proportions, Dancing With The Stars: The Tour (sponsored by Soft Scrub). ABC’s runaway hit has spawned millions of devoted fans, and if you’re not one, maybe you should be. Why? Because Joey Lawrence will be there. Whoa. Plus there’ll be boy band singers you forgot about, television actors you can picture but can’t quite name, and—for reasons unknown—Wayne Newton. And they can all dance. Sigh. Is there anything celebrities can’t do? No.

Tue., Dec. 18, 7:30 p.m., 2007