It’s been quite awhile since The Replacements toured the U.S. How long? Well, a baby born the year the punk group disbanded (1991) most likely has a college degree and can legally drink booze now. But founding singer/guitarist Paul Westerberg and bassist Tommy Stinson shook off the dust by releasing an EP in 2012 called Songs for Slim, which benefitted former bandmate Slim Dunlap. Then the group played a handful of successful gigs at Riot Fest, Coachella, and Bumbershoot the following years (with drummer Josh Freese and guitarist David Minehan). Suddenly it just made sense for Minneapolis’ favorite sons to come fully out of retirement for the “Back by Unpopular Demand” tour. So to all those boozed-up, college-degreed 1991 babies—now is your chance. The Paramount, 911 Pine St., 682-1414, stgpresents.org/paramount. 8 p.m. $46.25. All ages. ACPBassist Jayson Kochan of local hypno-groove outfit Midday Veil is also coming up under the name Airport, his disco/electro solo project. You know you’re doing something really right (or really wrong?) when local media has referred to you as “THE disco revivalist.” Airport is what Ross’ “wordless sound poems” from Friends would sound like if he’d dutifully pursued a music career: a cacophony of futuristic sounds paired with some fabulous outfits (instead of Ross’ cable-knit sweaters, Kochan rocks a luminescent body suit during performances). Airport’s heat-inducing 12” single, “Sweat/Pleasure,” is out now on Motor. With Sean Pierce, Patternmaster, DJ Slow. Kremwerk, 1809 Minor Ave., 682-2935, kremwerk.com. 9 p.m. $5. 21 and over. DIANA M. LEI can’t think of a better band to usher in the rebirth of The Funhouse than The Witches Titties, a group of anarchistic no-wavin’ witches whose punk magick transforms any venue it touches into an unholy rock-’n’-roll ritual site. In addition to its six musical members, the coven includes two “hype witches,” a branch of spellcasting I didn’t even know existed. Also of note: Tonight, Funhouse booker Brian Foss will make good on his post-Funhouse demolition promise to shave his giant beard onstage at the new Funhouse as soon as he found a home for it. It’s going to get hairy up in there. With the Fabulous Downey Brothers, the Dumps, Wølfhammer 3. The Funhouse, 109 Eastlake Ave. E., 262-0482, elcorazonseattle.com. 8 p.m. $7. 21 and up. KS