Black lives matter! We’d like to thank our sponsors, Delta and Nordstrom. Leave those kids alone. We’re going to need some police presence over here. Black lives matter! These kids are better-behaved than you people are. Let’s hear it for the kids. How about that big Seahawks win last night? Let’s get this countdown started. Black lives matter! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Black lives matter! What are they saying? What? But it’s Christmas. Booo! Black lives matter! Why is it our fault? Did you hear that he punched the cop in the face? He had demon eyes. There are always two sides of the story. What’s this about?! Mike Brown! Seahawks! Mike Brown! Seahawks! Mike Brown!