These two sad steroidal monsters will contribute to their future lives of brain damage, failed marriages, and painkiller addiction in tonights UFC matchup. They are to be pitied, not reviled. But at least you can turn away from the flat-screen mayhem on pay-per-view and enjoy the chop house cheeseburger ($8.95), grilled chicken sandwich ($8.95), or cobb salad ($11.95). A full bar and free Wi-Fi are also welcome distractions from the fight. And since there are 32 screens tuned to every major sporting event on the planet, that means you can catch the highlights from real athletic contests, like the World Cup and Tour de France. T. BONILLA
Sat., July 3, 7 p.m., 2010
