Around 10 a.m. Tuesday morning, a completely naked man engaged in a foot chase with Seattle Police, running to the downtown ferry terminal and jumping off the dock into the 51-degree waters of Elliott Bay. Naturally, SPD fished the man out of the water—and noted the strange occurrence on Twitter. People responded accordingly: “Have you seen

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? Do you know about shrinkage?!” —@TheBryanSuits • “Shrinkage is likely. Elliot Bay is cold.” —@temblor_sj • “Just another Tuesday on the waterfront.” —@KirstenT_21 • “Bike patrol rehearsing for Solstice Parade?” —@ShorelineTIS • “This suspect is a special kind of stupid” —@Carabear133 • “Srsly. My. City.” —@dylanw