November 18-24 is National Fuck Awareness Week. What is your F.Q. (Fuck Quotient)? You owe it to yourself to be Fuck Aware.

Do you know which American Idols have Fucked, and which have Not Fucked?

Which have Fucked humans of opposing gender, and which have Fucked those of same? Which have Fucked parties with foreign objects, and which have done it with their Fuck Organ?

Which have Fucked well-known celebrities? Which have Fucked low-life scum in flea-bait motels? Which have Fucked Republicans?

Which have Fucked in the state of Nebraska? Which have Fucked in Canada? Which have Fucked seated on a toilet or potty?

Which have Fucked animals, including ducks? Which have Fucked doughnuts or similar pastries? Which have Fucked tailpipes of $100,000 automobiles? Which have Fucked themselves?

These questions must be answered. . . . Can YOU answer them?

For further information, call 1-800-FUC-FUCK.

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