Uptight Seattleite

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Afternoon 'Don't Forget Your Sunscreen' Edition
Posted May 16; 03:00 pm

Reverb Music & Nightlife

Too Many Shows Tonight
Posted May 16; 01:56 pm

Voracious Food News and Reviews

What's Better Than One Award-Winning Brewer?
Posted May 16; 04:11 pm

Thread Count Arts, People, and Style

Why We Need Daily Newspaper Arts Coverage
Posted May 16; 08:48 pm

Buzzer Beater Seattle Sports

Don't Drink And Drive a Golf Cart
Posted May 16; 05:51 pm

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Seattle People in Green Lake: Cinco de Mayo

The Faces of ComiCon

Week in Photos: Swell Season, Wanda, and a Fabulous Fake

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Voodoo Music Experience

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Krist Novoselic
Candidate Nominations are a New Experience for Major Parties

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Am I a Karma Hog?

Ask A Mexican
The Scots Fire Back
By Gustavo Arellano

Dategirl
Heartwarming Freaks
By Judy McGuire

Sign Language
This Week's Horoscopes

Free Classifieds Seattle, WA

Yearly Archive

2008 (12 articles)
2007 (47 articles)
2006 (10 articles)

Always Tip, Never Make Eye Contact! - Dec 26, 2007

Stop Waiting for Daytime - Dec 19, 2007
Flip the kayak of your expectations and paddle upside down in the darkness.

The Uptight Seattleite's Guide to Celebrating the Holidays - Dec 12, 2007
Appropriately.

Do You Want "Chinamen" With Your "Chinatown"? - Dec 5, 2007

Parents, Penis, and the Kite Runner - Nov 28, 2007

What Do You Think About My Mom Fashion? - Nov 21, 2007

How Do I Compete With a Wide Stance? - Nov 14, 2007

Red Wine, Destroying Families, and an Afternoon Cow - Nov 7, 2007

You're Not Always Nice to Your Wife, Are You? - Oct 31, 2007

What's With Those Guys In the Black Leather Trench Coats? - Oct 24, 2007

Environmentalism Is Everywhere, Even in Your Dog’s Stool - Oct 17, 2007

I Saw His Hairy Legs. I'm Just Saying. - Oct 10, 2007

Passive Aggressive in the Workplace - Oct 3, 2007

Should an Indian Be Allowed to Kill a Whale With a Machine Gun? - Sep 26, 2007

What Happens When We Die? - Sep 19, 2007

Humorous Chocolate Coatings for Important Bathroom Messages - Sep 12, 2007
Basically, everybody's allergic to something here.

Please Help! I Want My Lady to Love My Beard - Aug 29, 2007

Poopy Diapers or a Poopy Lawn? - Aug 15, 2007

Why Don't Men Pick Up the Check in This Town? - Aug 1, 2007

Where Do Those Sexy, Sweaty Construction Workers Come From? - Jul 25, 2007

The Week in Rock - Jul 18, 2007
Work e-mail's not about communicating.

Threesomes, Hookers, and Keeping Internet Porn Away From My Kid--A Savage Uptight - Jul 11, 2007

How Can I Tell Who's Cool to Toke Up With? - Jul 4, 2007
Drop a couple of subtle hints.

This Whole Seattle-as-Japan Thing Is Getting Out of Hand - Jun 27, 2007

Is the Party Over in Fremont? - Jun 20, 2007

Why This Unfair Prejudice Against Skateboarders? - Jun 13, 2007

Hey, Uptight: I Like My Meat Cooked - Jun 6, 2007

Chillax: All This AWOL Advice Columnist Needed Was a Monthlong Yoga Sabbatical - May 30, 2007

Vacations Happen, Even to the Enlightened - May 9, 2007

What Should I Do When My Mentor's on Vacation? - May 2, 2007
The Uptight Seattleite is away on a macrobiotic holistic-therapy retreat.

Imagine the Clarity With Which You See Bush Extended to Everything - Apr 25, 2007

Was She Into Me or My Dog? - Apr 18, 2007

Ride the Irritation Wave Toward a Golden Future - Apr 11, 2007

Hey, Let's Smoke a J! - Apr 4, 2007

Pampers, M&Ms, and a Mixed-Race Couple - Mar 28, 2007

My Co-Worker's Got a TP Tail - Mar 21, 2007

Ask an Uptight Seattleite - Mar 14, 2007

Uptight Seattleite - Mar 7, 2007

Who the Hell Appointed You as our Grand "Teacher"? - Feb 28, 2007

Ask an Uptight Seattleite - Feb 21, 2007
Can we get first class seating on the bus, please?

Ask an Uptight Seattleite - Feb 14, 2007
What should I do when tent city moves into my neighborhood?

Ask an Uptight Seattleite - Feb 7, 2007
Why can't you people drive?

Ask an Uptight Seattleite - Jan 31, 2007
Black men on Phinney Ridge are always well-kempt. Always.

Ask an Uptight Seattleite - Jan 24, 2007
How to greet a fellow manly man.

Ask an Uptight Seattleite - Jan 17, 2007
My coworker wants to listen to Warm 106.9.

Ask an Uptight Seattleite - Jan 10, 2007
Do you have to bus your table?

Ask an Uptight Seattleite - Jan 3, 2007
Socks in the office.

To Do List

Saturday, May 17

Dead Meadow, SubArachnoid Space, Whalebones, Patrol
Man, the stoners haven't had a pairing this perfect since Comets on Fire pl... More>>
El Corazon, Sat., May 17, 7:00pm, $10 adv./$12

Peter Bagge
Artist Peter Bagge will show off a form of panels from Hate, his pioneering... More>>
Fantagraphics Bookstore & Gallery, Sat., May 17, 6:00pm-9:00pm

Thee Emergency (CD release), the Valley, the Hands
With Dita Vox at the helm, Seattle garage-rock band Thee Emergency speciali... More>>
King Cobra, Sat., May 17, 8:00pm

174 more things to do today>>