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2008 (19 articles)
2007 (52 articles)
2006 (26 articles)

SPECIAL YEAR-END EDICIÓN - Dec 26, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Don't Make Me Call in Carlos Mencia! - Dec 19, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Why Are the Catholics Always Causing Trouble? - Dec 12, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Why Aren't Mexicans Ambitious? - Dec 5, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Why Must They Batter Barney? - Nov 28, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

What's the Porn Star–Used Car Connection? - Nov 21, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano


I'm No Racist, I Like My Mexican Friends - Nov 7, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Go Ahead, Exploit Our Holidays, We're Used to It - Oct 31, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Dating Mexicans Is Not Slumming - Oct 24, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano


Please Give Me a Good Reason Mexicans Refry Their Beans - Oct 10, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

How Do Mexicans Feel About Carlos Mencia? - Oct 3, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

What's the Wait Between Street-Sweeper and Attorney? - Sep 26, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

The Half-Breed Nickname Edition - Sep 19, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano


Why Do Y'all Stink? - Sep 5, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Do You Think Elvira Arellano Is the Next Rosa Parks? - Aug 29, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Not All Mexican Women Are Out to Attract Hombres - Aug 22, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Does He Have to Send All His Money Back Home? - Aug 15, 2007
Mothers: the only women in the world for gay Mexicans.
By Gustavo Arellano

My Wife's Standing Between Me and Tradition - Aug 8, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Colored Lips - Aug 1, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Salt & Limey - Jul 25, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Why Don't Mexicans Ever Drop Their Spanish? - Jul 18, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Mexican's Special Amnesty Edition - Jul 11, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Are Mexicans Racist Toward Black People? - Jul 4, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Why Do Mexicans Always Wear Pants? - Jun 27, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Special Canadian Edition - Jun 20, 2007

Elevated Rate of Sexual Deviancy Amongst Mexicans? - Jun 13, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Beware the Chorizo Stuffer - Jun 6, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Cheetos for Children - May 30, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Who Needs a Bachelor's in Chicano Studies? - May 23, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Wake Up and Smell the Tacos - May 16, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Hard Enough to Fail - May 9, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Blessed Are the Refried - May 2, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

This Is What Happens When People Get Book Deals - Apr 25, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

The Devil Went Down to Tijuana - Apr 18, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

What's This "Illegals Don't Pay Taxes" Crap? - Apr 11, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Villa's Stolen Skull - Apr 4, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

A Brownie Amongst Beaners - Mar 28, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Special Reader-Feedback Edition - Mar 21, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Masks Are Cool - Mar 14, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Dirty Revelations - Mar 7, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Tease to Please - Feb 28, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Mexinator - Feb 21, 2007
What's with the Governator's Mexican bashing?
By Gustavo Arellano

Thank the Moors - Feb 14, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Ask a Mexican - Feb 7, 2007
An incredibly crass column from a columnist who's pretty crass to begin with.
By Gustavo Arellano

Ask a Mexican - Jan 31, 2007
Why do Mexican's have such incongruous nicknames?
By Gustavo Arellano

Ask a Mexican - Jan 24, 2007
Don't doubt the powers of pirateria.
By Gustavo Arellano

Lopping off Love - Jan 17, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Mexicans Aren't Italian - Jan 10, 2007
By Gustavo Arellano

Like a Virgin - Jan 3, 2007
Holy Mary, mother of Guadalupe — and corporate slave masters.
By Gustavo Arellano

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Dead Meadow, SubArachnoid Space, Whalebones, Patrol
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El Corazon, Sat., May 17, 7:00pm, $10 adv./$12

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Artist Peter Bagge will show off a form of panels from Hate, his pioneering... More>>
Fantagraphics Bookstore & Gallery, Sat., May 17, 6:00pm-9:00pm

Thee Emergency (CD release), the Valley, the Hands
With Dita Vox at the helm, Seattle garage-rock band Thee Emergency speciali... More>>
King Cobra, Sat., May 17, 8:00pm

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