Gustavo Arellano

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2008 (19 articles)
2007 (51 articles)
2006 (24 articles)

SPECIAL YEAR-END EDICIÓN - Dec 26, 2007

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Don't Make Me Call in Carlos Mencia! - Dec 19, 2007

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Why Are the Catholics Always Causing Trouble? - Dec 12, 2007

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Why Aren't Mexicans Ambitious? - Dec 5, 2007

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Why Must They Batter Barney? - Nov 28, 2007

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What's the Porn Star–Used Car Connection? - Nov 21, 2007

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Please Answer This Age-Old Question: Is Lou Dobbs Lying? - Nov 14, 2007

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I'm No Racist, I Like My Mexican Friends - Nov 7, 2007

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Go Ahead, Exploit Our Holidays, We're Used to It - Oct 31, 2007

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Dating Mexicans Is Not Slumming - Oct 24, 2007

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Why’s the Brown Team So Obsessed With Dead Body Parts? - Oct 17, 2007

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Please Give Me a Good Reason Mexicans Refry Their Beans - Oct 10, 2007

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How Do Mexicans Feel About Carlos Mencia? - Oct 3, 2007

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What's the Wait Between Street-Sweeper and Attorney? - Sep 26, 2007

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The Half-Breed Nickname Edition - Sep 19, 2007

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Special Guest Co-Columnist Dan Savage Just Loves Our Mexican - Sep 12, 2007

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Why Do Y'all Stink? - Sep 5, 2007

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Do You Think Elvira Arellano Is the Next Rosa Parks? - Aug 29, 2007

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Not All Mexican Women Are Out to Attract Hombres - Aug 22, 2007

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Does He Have to Send All His Money Back Home? - Aug 15, 2007

Mothers: the only women in the world for gay Mexicans.
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My Wife's Standing Between Me and Tradition - Aug 8, 2007

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Colored Lips - Aug 1, 2007

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Salt & Limey - Jul 25, 2007

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Why Don't Mexicans Ever Drop Their Spanish? - Jul 18, 2007

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Mexican's Special Amnesty Edition - Jul 11, 2007

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Are Mexicans Racist Toward Black People? - Jul 4, 2007

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Why Do Mexicans Always Wear Pants? - Jun 27, 2007

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Elevated Rate of Sexual Deviancy Amongst Mexicans? - Jun 13, 2007

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Beware the Chorizo Stuffer - Jun 6, 2007

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Cheetos for Children - May 30, 2007

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Who Needs a Bachelor's in Chicano Studies? - May 23, 2007

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Wake Up and Smell the Tacos - May 16, 2007

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Hard Enough to Fail - May 9, 2007

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Blessed Are the Refried - May 2, 2007

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This Is What Happens When People Get Book Deals - Apr 25, 2007

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The Devil Went Down to Tijuana - Apr 18, 2007

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What's This "Illegals Don't Pay Taxes" Crap? - Apr 11, 2007

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Villa's Stolen Skull - Apr 4, 2007

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A Brownie Amongst Beaners - Mar 28, 2007

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Special Reader-Feedback Edition - Mar 21, 2007

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Masks Are Cool - Mar 14, 2007

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Dirty Revelations - Mar 7, 2007

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Tease to Please - Feb 28, 2007

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Mexinator - Feb 21, 2007

What's with the Governator's Mexican bashing?
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Thank the Moors - Feb 14, 2007

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Ask a Mexican - Feb 7, 2007

An incredibly crass column from a columnist who's pretty crass to begin with.
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Ask a Mexican - Jan 31, 2007

Why do Mexican's have such incongruous nicknames?
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Ask a Mexican - Jan 24, 2007

Don't doubt the powers of pirateria.
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Lopping off Love - Jan 17, 2007

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Mexicans Aren't Italian - Jan 10, 2007

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Like a Virgin - Jan 3, 2007

Holy Mary, mother of Guadalupe — and corporate slave masters.
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