Remember Olden Polynice? The muscular, mediocre center for whom the Sonics traded future Hall of Famer Scottie Pippen in 1987? The one who, on his second run with the team, nearly cost the Sonics a win by performing celebratory pelvic thrusts while the player he was supposed to be guarding got off a three-point shot to send the game into overtime?

If you do remember him, you probably remember that he got busted for following another driver home after the guy allegedly cut him off, then threatened the guy and presented himself as a police officer by flashing his honorary badge. And you’ll probably be reminded of him when you hear that there’s a badge-wearing dude in Kirkland parks who’s approaching dog owners without leashes and threatening them with $250 fines. According to kirklandweblog.com, the fake enforcer is reported to be “strange and aggressive.” The blog offered these distinguishing characteristics.

Real Guy: Could give you a $66 ticket, but usually will give a warning.

Creepy Guy: Threatens you with a $250 fine.

Real Guy: Drives a county vehicle.

Creepy Guy: Drives an older white car with a roof rack.

Real Guy: Wears a uniform and badge.

Creepy Guy: Wears his own creepy fake patch on his shirt.