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Grubz Grill: Fear of a Black Sandwich

The employees are the sort of dudes who populate a Curtis Mayfield song.

By Mike Seely

October 3, 2007

Mike Seely

Food this good belongs on the sign.

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Grubz Grill Rainier Avenue South and South Garden Street. RAINIER VALLEY

I grew up in Wedgwood and attended parochial schools in northeast Seattle for my first 18 years. Translation: My encounters with black people were few and far between. Seattle wasn't very black to begin with, and unless you wandered south of Madison Street, actual human interaction with African Americans was hardly an everyday occurrence. When my high school would play a road basketball game at Garfield or Franklin, I took pains to travel with a posse of honkies. Because, you know, black people were dangerous—or so I thought.

Fast forward to five years ago: I take a job in St. Louis, Mo., a majority-black city consistently ranked among America's "most dangerous," due in large part to its sky-high rate of auto theft. (Being relieved of a car—and I lost two Buicks while there—is considered a rite of passage; so prevalent was the act of "borrowing" someone else's car that certain individuals who couldn't hail taxis whilst mildly intoxicated were rumored to make no bones about securing a ride home via the old smash-and-grab tactic.) There, nary a day would go by where a black person didn't play an integral part in a key transaction of mine, be it at the supermarket, on the commuter train, or through the course of casual human interaction. It was blacktism by fire. By the time I left St. Louis, my fear of a black planet—or at least black neighborhoods—had vanished entirely.

Upon returning home, I relished journeying unafraid into Seattle's black south side, only to be somewhat dejected by the fact that the south side's blackness is something of a shell of its former self. Granted, the Rainier Valley remains dominated by nonwhites—only today's Rainier Valley is a melting pot of old-school blacks, African and Asian immigrants, and similarly foreign-born shades of brown. But if you look hard enough, the black Seattle that so petrified me in my sheltered youth still exists. Specifically, it exists at places like Grubz Grill.

Grubz occupies half of an auto-detailing business on Rainier Avenue, and has occasionally been subjected to nefarious allegations by certain southeast Seattle community-improvement groups. The people who work at Grubz and the detail shop, Auto Fitness, are almost exclusively black, middle-aged men, the sort of dudes who populate a Curtis Mayfield song.

The chef at Grubz is a massive gentleman who resembles Faizon Love. Tattered plastic chairs occupy the waiting area in front of the counter, and startlingly loud Top 40 hip-hop blares from a pair of old, large speakers. Odds are not everything on Grubz's incredibly affordable menu will be available on any given day, but I can vouch for the quality of the fried-chicken sandwich ($4) and burger with hot links ($5.50), a mountainous, heart-unconscious sandwich that Theo Huxtable once referred to as "a burger dog." Within three bites, all the expectant fear of my youth had vanished from memory.

mseely@seattleweekly.com

Comments (7)

Reader Comments

1. Comment by Chuckles — October 04, 2007 @ 2:22PM
This place sounds delicious.
2. Comment by beachbunny — October 06, 2007 @ 12:34AM
What exactly is an "old-school black?"
3. Comment by Ron — October 06, 2007 @ 9:48AM
yeah, I was wondering that myself - what's an old-school black?
4. Comment by Lizanne — October 07, 2007 @ 12:52AM
Old school black? Dudes who populate a Curtis Mayfield song? Are you sure you don't still live in Wedgwood? This "food review" barely mentions food at all. Should we be proud of you for being slightly less racist than you used to be? What exactly is this article about?
5. Comment by Athena — October 10, 2007 @ 12:47PM
This is one of the most horrifying pieces I've ever seen. In fact, it makes me mildly ashamed to live in this "fair" city. And I second Lizanne's comment: what, exactly, are we supposed to take away from this drivel?
6. Comment by alicia — October 10, 2007 @ 6:57PM
The only reason I even clicked on the comments section was because I wanted to see if anyone else was as appalled by this story as I was.
7. Comment by Scott O. — October 11, 2007 @ 1:14PM
Couldn't agree more with the other posts about the offensiveness of this article. At least they published my letter to the editor...

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