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During Prohibition, Americans had to improvise on the maraschino cherry and lose the booze. The neon-red thingies that we Americans equate with hot-fudge sundaes and kiddie cocktails are domestic cherries (usually Queen Anne) dyed and packed in almond-flavored sugar syrup. By the 1940s, the Day-Glo variety had infiltrated the American palate to the point that the FDA actually changed its definition of a maraschino cherry to include this humiliated, flavorless fruitard.
This recipe, a nod to the traditional, comes from a little old Greek baba who owned a bar where I once worked. So old-fashioned, this lady was ahead of her time. I'd rather skip the garnish than let anything else touch my Manhattan.
3 tablespoons sea salt
2 pounds pitted sweet cherries, Rainier preferred
4 cups sugar
2 limes, juiced
1 cup dark cherries, mashed
1-plus cup maraschino liqueur or brandy
1 teaspoon bitter almond extract (optional)
Brine cherries by bringing 6 cups of water to a boil and adding 3 tablespoons of sea salt; use a salt with no additives to ensure glossy-looking fruit (table salt can have all kinds of things in it). Remove brine from heat. Halve and pit the cherries, adding them as you go to the still-warm liquid, then let the cherries sit in liquid overnight, at least, in the fridge.
Once the cherries are brined, bring the sugar, lime juice, and 3 cups of water to a simmer in a saucepan. Add the mashed cherries for a deeper, natural color (however, the cherries look pretty cool and slightly alien without it). Let this mixture reduce by a third, then cool. Drain the cherries and rinse them of brine. In a large, airtight jar, add the sugar mixture and the drained cherries. Top with at least a cup of Maraska maraschino liqueur, available at many downtown liquor stores, or substitute a spirit like bourbon or brandy. Because the cherries are preserved in alcohol, a snap-shut glass jar with a rubber gasket works just fine. They will easily keep in your refrigerator for a few months.
So, to bartenders improving on your cocktails, upgrade the accessories while you're at it. Don't sour my old-fashioned with an inferior garnish. Pretty please, can I have my bourbon with a house-made organic cherry on top?