Minnesota's Tim Pawlenty grooms himself for vice-presidential consideration--by being a jerk.
Our reporter sets out in search of a naked lunch.
Before swinging a bat in a lesbian softball league, pick a side: gay or straight?
At JFK, Erhan Yildirim clears corpses for takeoff.
Like a sicko screwball comedy duo, they banter their way into his sporty Mini Cooper and up to his hepcat photo studio/bachelor pad high in the Hollywood Hills. He nonchalantly offers her a screwdriver; she furrows her befreckled brow and frets that her elders told her never to drink anything you didn't mix yourself. "Smart!" he says, eager to let her mix her own poison, but betraying no eagerness. Well, a little. Later, she reminds him that he didn't heed her warning.
Cinematographer Jo Willems and director David Slade make the most of Jeff's opulently minimalist bungalow, the sweaty, endless extreme close-ups of Hayley's changeable face and his increasingly terrified one. The DV camera and MTV editing slash and lurch until we're unsure what to believe in Candy. It's a low-budget action film of distinction, a collision between an interestingly bizarre hellion and a pedophile in a frighteningly plausible normality mask.
The movie nimbly nails Internet and RW lingo and rhythms, although the sizzle can't hide its structural shortcomings. Candy sets up the tense situation, builds it up patiently, masterfully, then has no idea where to go with it. At least Page's career has an obvious direction—up. She makes Alison Lohman in Matchstick Men and Pretty Persuasion's Evan Rachel Wood look like Camp Fire Girls pitching mints. Her Hayley has the tang of a madness larger than even this film can contain.